January 20, 2008
Pizza Hut “Pizza Mia”
Pizza, like hamburgers and French fries, is one of the foods that define American cuisine. Its versatility has allowed various recipes and ingenious, not to mention delicious, creations (think California Pizza Kitchen's "BBQ Chicken Pizza). Even so, there remain several name brands that are practically symbols of this dish: Pizza Hut, Papa John's, California Pizza Kitchen, and Dominoes are just a few of the many. And it is upsetting to see these emblems of quality become shorthand for deception. Just released at Pizza Hut is a selection of pizzas titled "Pizza Mia," claiming to be made from "whole milk mozzarella cheese with a hint of cheddar, and vine-ripened California tomatoes." Its also unreasonably affordable: "just $5 every day when you order 3 or more 1-topping mediums!" Despite the hyperbolic diction and the succulent pictures, this line of pizzas lacks even the essentials: a fulfilling amount of cheese and topping, a flavorful crust, and a pleasing texture. In short, it is no less than blasphemy, an ungodly take on the American dish. Its is reminiscent of the five dollar pizzas sold by Little Caesars, which too are rather sparse, but the way Pizza Hut shamelessly promoted theirs leaves a bitter taste in anyone's mouth. Alas, it may be affordable, but so are promotional offers and pizzas elsewhere, and it is there you should find your deliciously cheap pizza.
Phoood rating: 
Yes, the toppings are more sparse, but the essence is a pizza hut pizza and you can't argue with the price per ounce. A lot of people have given this a thumbs down, but I still pick them up for parties and have yet to receive a complaint.
Posted by: Red Icculus at February 5, 2008 5:01 PMI completely agree, it's the worst pizza ever. It taste like its been frozen for weeks. Has no flavor and weird-tasting sauce. For the first time ever, i wasnt able to finish a slice of pizza. However my kids LOVE it. So whatever.
Posted by: Rhea at March 6, 2008 5:20 PMwe seem to disagree on pizza. i thought it was one of pizza hut's best creations so far because i only like hand tossed crust. i'm not a big fan of the thin crust or the deep dish pizzas.
also any time i order a pizza i do it online so i can say "extra cheese" (which i never do) or "extra sauce" (which i always do) and it doesn't charge me any extra.
Posted by: jared at May 14, 2008 3:42 PMI agree. This pizza was disgusting. The worst part about it was the expectation. It did and still does look so good in the commercials.
Posted by: Phil Mantagas at May 29, 2008 4:26 PMIt looks really good in the commercials. It really gives Pizza Hut a bad name. What do you get? Dough with tomato sauce-mine did not even
have any cheese.... oh and about 3 pieces of hamburger meat on each slice-for $15 so not worth it......
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