Monster Absolutely Zero

I'm not sure what you want me to say here. An energy drink with the promise of no calories, no sugar, that's "good enough to earn the Monster M" made me skeptical. But then I cracked open the can, took a sip, and ladies and gentlemen, oh my goodness. I'm shocked. It's got the typical biting Monster taste, perhaps a notch down (an effect of the alternative sweetener?), but definitely still good. Great, in fact. I'm wired, I love the taste, and I'm not going to swell up like a waterlogged sea lion. So in my humble opinion, this drink earns an “Outstanding!" for both its taste and its health appeal. Just spray me with radiation foam when I start glowing.

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